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Enough with the WFH sweatpants. Dress like the adult you're getting paid to be https://t.co/ulVcJBTeSf
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) April 17, 2020
LIBERATE AMERICA!!!
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) April 17, 2020
Just wondering, what elected member of the GOP is ok with this lunatic tweeting this shit and inciting violence. pic.twitter.com/CNYRBnZXOj
Dr. Phil appears on Laura Ingraham and says we don’t shut the country down for automobile deaths, cigarette related deaths, and swimming pool deaths pic.twitter.com/q8KCgLLClY
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) April 17, 2020
The States have to step up their TESTING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
hi i am the social media editor and a robot sent this tweet, not me. sent to you from me in my peach printed pjs and cheetah robe at home https://t.co/xX1d7BFeUz
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) April 17, 2020
This is the first time Lindsey Graham has been outraised in two decades.
— Jaime Harrison (@harrisonjaime) April 17, 2020
Thanks to all of you, he's in for the fight of his political career. Let's get this done, South Carolina!https://t.co/dE6Mn1mgMp
BREAKING: #SDCC 2020 is officially cancelled. The next planned event will be in 2021. But there's good news for badge holders and more info: https://t.co/Gd5ufLtFkg
— SDCC Unofficial Blog (@SD_Comic_Con) April 17, 2020
I built myself a proud parent. It charges me 25¢ for a pat on the shoulder. pic.twitter.com/YMvBkzzuVa
— Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz) April 17, 2020
New: I looked at who is behind the protests this week, and those planned for coming days, and found a pattern: GOP & dark money orgs making common cause with the radical right https://t.co/XregcnPYbL
— Jason Wilson (@jason_a_w) April 17, 2020
April 9.
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 17, 2020
April 17. pic.twitter.com/C0SZM8Tbj7
Hi. Nathaniel from CNN here. Can I DM you?
— Nathaniel Meyersohn (@nmeyersohn) April 17, 2020
I miss offices but I do not miss Charlie 😂 https://t.co/tKqwVAvPm9
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) April 17, 2020
The thing about the Brooks column is, the only people who romanticize suffering are people who've never really experienced any. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger is nonsense pablum. Suffering ruins lives and it's not inherently a character lesson.
— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) April 17, 2020
I just tested positive for COVID-19. I lost my sense of taste about a week ago — a mild symptom, the doctor said. Quarantine has now turned into isolation. Luckily, taste is beginning to come back. The doc expects me to recover fully, told me to call if I have any chest pains.
— deray (@deray) April 17, 2020
New York is still seeing about 2,000 COVID hospitalizations per day.
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) April 17, 2020
If people tell you the pandemic is "over" — they're wrong.
LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
Biden/Obama were a disaster in handling the H1N1 Swine Flu. Polling at the time showed disastrous approval numbers. 17,000 people died unnecessarily and through incompetence! Also, don’t forget their 5 Billion Dollar Obamacare website that should have cost close to nothing!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
ESPN Sources: The NBA and NBPA have agreed on the withholding of 25 percent of each player paycheck beginning on May 15. Deal gives gradual reduction in salary should Force Majeure provision be enacted with cancellation of regular season games. May 1 checks will be paid in full.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) April 17, 2020
I’m no virologist but encouraging civil unrest during a pandemic seems ill advised. pic.twitter.com/UxwpHFtqFH
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) April 17, 2020
Saturday: Join us as President @BillClinton & @ChelseaClinton bring together top leaders in government, public health, and philanthropy with students from across the country and around the world for #CGIU2020 | Tune in below, April 18 at noon EDThttps://t.co/rQ2F28HpRw
— Clinton Foundation (@ClintonFdn) April 17, 2020
If experts tell you something is unknowable, don’t keep asking new people until you get a straight answer. Because in doing so you haven’t found the truth, you have found someone who wants your ear. 1/
— Caitlin Rivers, PhD (@cmyeaton) April 17, 2020
Imagine if our president had announced a massive testing program yesterday instead telling states they’re on their own. https://t.co/xJQHOgWVBh
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) April 17, 2020
Calling Dr. Fauci, calling Dr. Fauci, Code Violet, West Wing, Code Violet, West Wing https://t.co/nN7rfOAwUl
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) April 17, 2020
My wife is taking a walk to listen to the new Fiona Apple album without distraction and I hope she comes home instead of joining a coven of other Brooklyn women on the same journey she is.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 17, 2020
BREAKING: On May 27, @NASA will once again launch American astronauts on American rockets from American soil! With our @SpaceX partners, @Astro_Doug and @AstroBehnken will launch to the @Space_Station on the #CrewDragon spacecraft atop a Falcon 9 rocket. Let's #LaunchAmerica 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/RINb3mfRWI
— Jim Bridenstine (@JimBridenstine) April 17, 2020
Hello fellow journalists!
— Susan Fowler (@susanthesquark) April 17, 2020
I’m an Opinion editor at The New York Times. If you write about sports or tech or something sports or tech adjacent, and you have been recently furloughed or laid off, I may have things for you to write about! DM me.
Okay I know this probably isn’t going to get a lot of views but I just thought I’d show everyone how racist the kids at my school are. The girl’s name is Stephanie Freeman and she’s a senior at Carrollton High School. pic.twitter.com/jjsLtToSLH
— Camden (@camden52801) April 17, 2020
Cuomo ridiculously wanted “40 thousand Ventilators”. We gave him a small fraction of that number, and it was plenty. State should have had them in stockpile!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
I FaceTimed with Fiona Apple for two & a half hours last week, and we talked about everything: the stories behind Fetch The Bolt Cutters, getting sober, her relationships w/ women, anger about decades of male-critic bullshit, & breaking free of her chains: https://t.co/Qmha3ppQar
— rachel handler (@rachel_handler) April 17, 2020
Couldn't visit him in the hospital. Couldn't say goodbye. Can't have a funeral. Can't have a Shiva house. My father is dead and these people talk about it like it's nothing.
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) April 17, 2020
Governor Cuomo should spend more time “doing” and less time “complaining”. Get out there and get the job done. Stop talking! We built you thousands of hospital beds that you didn’t need or use, gave large numbers of Ventilators that you should have had, and helped you with....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
China has just announced a doubling in the number of their deaths from the Invisible Enemy. It is far higher than that and far higher than the U.S., not even close!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020
martha stewart has imprisoned her gardener pic.twitter.com/S9BWaIXegx
— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) April 17, 2020
Last night I lost my mom, Nancy Lussier, to a decade plus battle with cancer. She was truly the best. Everything I am is because of her and a piece of me is now forever gone.
— Germain Lussier (@GermainLussier) April 17, 2020
Love you Nance. Thank you so, so much for everything. pic.twitter.com/kXaPfgl0Vj
The best part of waking up ☕️ COFFEE is out now on all digital music platforms! https://t.co/7BVavx2VcX pic.twitter.com/y7V7bq1nxZ
— KELENDRIA ROWLAND (@KELLYROWLAND) April 17, 2020
Time for Friday film recs! Reply with:
— NetflixFilm (@NetflixFilm) April 17, 2020
-a pic of your pet
-what country you live in
and we'll give you a movie to watch with them 🐈 🐶
my remote died on a show called “the herd” and I’ve never understood something less. the names, the terms, nothing
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2020
I’ve realized my comments on risks around opening schools have confused and upset people, which was never my intention. I misspoke. pic.twitter.com/Kq1utwiCjR
— Dr. Mehmet Oz (@DrOz) April 16, 2020
Photos from South Africa's Kruger National Park show a pride of lions lounging on a road https://t.co/T1hGMNqeiE
— CNN (@CNN) April 17, 2020
NEW: This is the story of how @GovRonDeSantis covered up nursing home deaths in Florida. By @MiamiHerald @NewsbySmileyhttps://t.co/rlHi8XoMCj
— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) April 17, 2020
Can't wait for Sunday? Neither can we.
— ESPN (@espn) April 17, 2020
So we're dropping five minutes from the first episode of #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/qW0Z3rmSxr
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) April 17, 2020
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what pic.twitter.com/WbXJavjufu
Every expert says widespread testing is necessary to safely reopen the country.
— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) April 17, 2020
Virtually no state or local official we’ve spoken to says they have the capacity for widespread testing.
How will this be fixed by May in a country of 330 million people?
Have we considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as we have apparently gone through all other available doctors
— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) April 17, 2020
Together, we will defeat Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/2nF0qVGGaH
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 16, 2020
South Korea had 22 new cases yesterday. The United States had 29,465. https://t.co/VCROQj5GGS
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) April 16, 2020
The next time someone cites Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz or any TV doctor’s talking point that COVID-19 is merely the “flu” or like “car accidents” (a blatant red herring argument), just point them to the below chart. It unmasks the deadly rhetoric. pic.twitter.com/6Mq3pX5uw1
— Publius (@ThePubliusUSA) April 17, 2020
Fun Fact: Dr. Phil is not a medical doctor. He has a PhD in clinical psychology, but he currently has no license to practice psychology in any state. So not only is he not qualified to give medical advice, he technically isn’t qualified to give it in his own profession. G’night! https://t.co/s8YxSqJMdh
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 17, 2020
So, the president is apparently encouraging protesters who are gathering in public to defy the actions of their governors. pic.twitter.com/icrltmpSU5
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) April 17, 2020
INGRAHAM: We don't have a vaccine for SARS or HIV. Life went on, right?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 17, 2020
FAUCI: HIV/AIDS is very different. We have effective treatments. And SARS went away. So your comparison is misleading.
I: But coronavirus could disappear too.
F: These kind of viruses don't just disappear. pic.twitter.com/YptrqViRQx
Attention, bookworms!
— L.A. Times Books (@latimesbooks) April 17, 2020
We know you need some inspiration for those quarantine reads. We’re about to announce our latest class of @LATimes Book Prizes winners right here on this Twitter account at 8 a.m. Pacifichttps://t.co/bpfMcEu25Q
DR OZ: "Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of total mortality. Any, you know, any life is a life lost, but ... that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider." 😳 pic.twitter.com/aifMeKTsIv
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 16, 2020
R.I.P. Allen Daviau. Allen was the brilliant cinematographer on Defending Your Life. He also was a legend for other films like E.T., The Color Purple,, Bugsy, and on and on. He passed yesterday from Covid-19. He was truly one of the greats in his profession.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 16, 2020
Trump says he's angry he wasn't told there was an epidemic: "And I was angry, because this should have been told to us. It should have been told to us early. It should have been told to us a lot sooner. People knew it was happening and people didn't want to talk about it." pic.twitter.com/XgWWaXAWTF
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 16, 2020
EXCLUSIVE: In the middle of a pandemic, the Army just gave a $569 million, no-bid contract to a big GOP donor to BUILD THE FREAKING WALL, of all things. By @attackerman, @WillBredderman and me... https://t.co/28I24qGZTt
— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) April 17, 2020
Dr. Oz, Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil. The confederacy of dunces. https://t.co/OMqw8wjvT5
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) April 17, 2020
